Hey, Eric Holder!

"You've just become the first Attorney General in the history of the United States to be held in contempt of Congress.  What are you going to do now?"

"I'm going to Disneyworld!"

According to the National Journal’s Daybook, Holder will be addressing the League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC) during a convention at a Disneyworld Resort in Lake Buena Vista, Florida.

At first I was tempted to make a joke about Mickey Mouse levels.  But in reality, it's just not funny.  Note the audience, as well.  You'd never hear of a senior government official meeting with a "League of Anglo-American Citizens" -- because, well, that would be racist.