Monday, May 28, 2012

It all makes sense...

This is for all those who look at the administration's policies and wonder "what ARE they smoking?!?!?"
Unlike Bill Clinton, Barack Obama never tried to say he didn’t inhale.
In his 1995 memoir “Dreams of My Father,” Obama writes about smoking pot almost like Dr. Seuss wrote about eating green eggs and ham. As a high school kid, Obama wrote, he would smoke “in a white classmate’s sparkling new van,” he would smoke “in the dorm room of some brother” and he would smoke “on the beach with a couple of Hawaiian kids.”
He would smoke it here and there. He would smoke it anywhere.
Considering all that, it really makes you go "hmmmmm......"
In two campaign speeches over the last two days, President Barack Obama has twice mistakenly mentioned “my sons when defending his administration’s regulation requiring virtually all health-care plans in the United States to provide women, without any fees or co-pay, with sterilizations and all Food and Drug Administration-approved contraceptives...
With all these various new details about our previously unvetted President, it's clear there's a lot we still don't know about him.  (Case in point: the smoking story alleges he still managed to make good grades.  How would we know that?  His grades have never been released.)
But this leads to an idea: perhaps the flagging Democratic campaign could be rejuvinated by adopting Scooby Doo colors and calling the travel bus the "Mystery Machine."

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