Well, they vote in Chicago, too...

So it shouldn't be any surprise that dead people are receiving 'stimulus checks' from the government.

Antoniette Santopadre of Valley Stream was expecting a $250 stimulus check. But when her son finally opened it, they saw that the check was made out to her father, Romolo Romonini, who died in Italy 34 years ago. He'd been a U.S. citizen when he left for Italy in 1933, but only returned to the United States for a seven-month visit in 1969.

The Santopadres are not alone. The Social Security Administration, which sent out 52 million checks, says that some of those checks mistakenly went to dead people because the agency had no record of their death. That amounts to between 8,000 and 10,000 checks for millions of dollars.

The feds blame a rushed schedule, because all the checks have to be cut by June. The strange thing is, some of the checks were made out to people -- like Romonini -- who were never even part of the Social Security system.

Guess it's a belated attempt to pay those ghostly voters for all the elections they've swayed. As Glenn Reynolds frequently these days: "the country's in the very best of hands..." Does anyone is senior leadership ever actually lose their job over stuff like this? Thought not.