Where to start...

You'd think if over $170 million was being spent on your coronation inauguration, you'd make sure you and the other key speaker have your essential lines down cold:



As the Chief Justice immediately goes off the rails reciting the Constitutional oath of office, Obama -- to his credit -- seems to give him that look: "ur not doin' it rite..." The fumbling around that follows is, frankly, a disgrace. Between them, these two men represent two of the three branches of the Federal Government, and they can't get 35 words of the Constitution correct.

It's fitting symbolism, I'll grant you that.