Can't...stop...laughing...

This is the most unexpectedly funny news story I've read in... in... well, a LONG time. The headline almost caused my death from explosive laughter!

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President

Former French President Jacques Chirac was rushed to a hospital after being mauled by his pet dog who is being treated for depression, in a dramatic incident that rattled the ex-president's wife.

The couple's white Maltese poodle, called Sumo, has a history of frenzied fits and became increasingly prone to making "vicious, unprovoked attacks" despite receiving treatment with anti-depressants, Chirac's wife Bernadette said.