Bloody peasants!!

Somebody needs to update this to the current situation...

"Congress, its halls clad in the most oozing of corrupt goo, passed the Bailout Bill, signifying by unConstitutional right that I, Ben Bernanke, was to be Lord of the Economy..."

"Look--strange representatives handing out un-Constitutional powers is no basis for a form of government... I mean, if I claimed supreme executive authority just because a majority of Beltway Bandits voted for it, they'd lock me away..."