Dueling action figures

Let's recap:

Walker, Texas Ranger is for Huckabee,
John "Die Hard" McClane was for Fred Thompson,
Rambo and The Terminator are for McCain.

Yeah, I guess if you want more of the activist, testosterone-laden, one-dimensional militaristic foreign policy that's worked so well in Iraq, you should vote for one of these guys.

But if endorsements from real people in real specialties interest you, you might consider looking elsewhere.