Ponderables

So we can't solve world peace and global warming... maybe these are our speed:

- Why aren't Mother's Day and Labor Day the same?

- If Keith Richards & Mick Jagger die in a plane crash is that killing two Stones with one bird?

- Why do feet smell and noses run?

- If a pig gets laryngitis, is it dis-grunt-led?

- How deep would the ocean be if it weren't for all those sponges?

- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

- What do snowplow drivers use to get to work, and where can we all get one?

- Why do jays walk anyway? Don't they have wings?

- If "once you pop, you can't stop," why do the chips have a resealable lid?

- Why is it when we're 'dog tired' we take 'cat naps?'