Two Middle Eastern terrorists arrive in the U.S. and are waiting in line to clear through Customs. Both are dressed in typical Western attire, and hope to avoid any unusual scrutiny.
The line moves slowly, and finally one turns to the other to strike up a conversation...in Arabic.
"Quiet, Omar!" the other one hisses. "We're in America now...speak Spanish!"
Tuesday, June 20, 2006
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